PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
