addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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