): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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