She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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