They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I came so hard my ears popped.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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