Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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