summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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