Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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