Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
