Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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