I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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