worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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