i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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