That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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