doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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