Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
there was a trapeze. enough said
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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