Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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