I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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