You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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