It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
