Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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