You were right. It hurts to walk today.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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