he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
