In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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