the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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