i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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