How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
