I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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