Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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