: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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