super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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