you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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