I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I am one with the molecules
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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