I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Blow job season was short but glorious.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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