But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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