party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I got her a Nickelback box set.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Randomize
