Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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