Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
