I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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