Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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