i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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