he wants to bone in the snuggie
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
