I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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