I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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