i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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