yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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