i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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