Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize