Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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