I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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